Masters 2022: Heard in the Augusta National gallery on Sunday | This is the loop

AUGUSTA, Ga. — After two cold days — locals apparently call it the “Easter Chill” — temperatures were back and the sun was out for the final round of the 2022 Masters. Guests — minus a coat or two of clothes – were back watching golf. And they were talking. Oh, they were talking. After riding through Augusta National for the final round, here are some of the best lines we’ve heard.

“It’s Bryson DeChambeau! I forgot he missed the cut!” Yes, Bryson was following Tiger Woods. Good for him. Speaking of Tiger. . .

“Wow, he looks like me walking.” Watch your mouth, sir. You are talking about the GOAT.

“Do you think Rahm walks slowly so Tiger can catch up?” If he does, at least he’s showing some respect. Again, it’s goat you’re talking about!

” It’s lunch time ? I think it’s lunch time. Sir, it’s still lunchtime at Augusta National. The “Masters 15” is a real thing, especially if you eat in the media center.

“I love this soft gravel with the rubber mixed in. It’s like our personal playground.” OK ! Augusta National doesn’t mess around, even with their paths.

“If he keeps birdying and the other guy who wins keeps parrying, he’s got a chance!” Yes, that’s usually how it works.

“Don’t worry, I’ll stay with you. I’m like glue.” You need a good kind of glue in the middle of those crowds, especially without a cellphone.

“You keep saying that, but it doesn’t mean anything! You just think it’s true because you’re from here!” I have no idea what these guys were arguing about, but I decided to keep a safe distance.

“Rory has his little strut.” Hell, he did.

“But he’s just going to be too far. He’s a butcher, isn’t he? He’s just starting too slow.” Hell, he does.

“You come in too stiff on the downhill, so you have to open up more. It’s like hitting a fastball inside.” Calm down, Butch Harmon.

“We had all four seasons here this week!” Bless your heart, but you obviously don’t live in the Northeast.

“He would come here in a heartbeat, but his wife won’t let him.” Looks like “he” needs a new wife. Joke! (Kind of.)

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